How to use Tragics

Tragics' keychains are for your everyday average toxic baddie who likes to drink, smoke, and/or eat hot chip. For going out, running errands, or even a quick dick appointment to your bestie's boyfriend place, Tragics is here for you! To hold your everyday essentials, Tragics can carry 5 condoms, 1 month of birth control, and hold up to 3 pregnancy tests (just to make sure!). This is the utility you want you didn't know you needed until you're 9 months too late. Get your tragic piece now before raising 3 kids with a man that didn't even consider his first babymomma! Learn to use your Tragics below! 

Taki Holster

Pack yourself a little snack in our handmade luv letter <3

Eat Me

Born To Live Kit

Saving lives can be a bit gory, make dying stylish with your own midwestern ceremony!

Help Me

Hygiene Control

Stinky much?

Tip: he won't care if you shaved or not.

Bathe Me

Take your vitamins

Never forget to take your Prozac in such a chic and trendy way!

Take Me

Power Bank Beautifier

Holding your phone AND that uglass power bank? That is soooo 2024. Come on, get yours now!

Charge Me

The Artist's Way

Draw me like one of your French girls

Spank Me

Your Grandmotha's Rosaries

Style your Tragic piece in a way your mother forgives you for being gay

Whip Me

Pocket Shrine

If a conservative tells you you can't be both gay and Christian, tell them young girls and wrinkle dick don't go together either.

Pray For Me

Emergency Dutch

Quickly roll your meds up in ole baddie fashion you'll be greening out before you could say lucky me!

Smoke Me (Out)

Want some more?