How to use Tragics
Tragics' keychains are for your everyday average toxic baddie who likes to drink, smoke, and/or eat hot chip. For going out, running errands, or even a quick dick appointment to your bestie's boyfriend place, Tragics is here for you! To hold your everyday essentials, Tragics can carry 5 condoms, 1 month of birth control, and hold up to 3 pregnancy tests (just to make sure!). This is the utility you want you didn't know you needed until you're 9 months too late. Get your tragic piece now before raising 3 kids with a man that didn't even consider his first babymomma! Learn to use your Tragics below!

Born To Live Kit
Saving lives can be a bit gory, make dying stylish with your own midwestern ceremony!
Power Bank Beautifier
Holding your phone AND that uglass power bank? That is soooo 2024. Come on, get yours now!
Your Grandmotha's Rosaries
Style your Tragic piece in a way your mother forgives you for being gay
Pocket Shrine
If a conservative tells you you can't be both gay and Christian, tell them young girls and wrinkle dick don't go together either.
Emergency Dutch
Quickly roll your meds up in ole baddie fashion you'll be greening out before you could say lucky me!